#Master

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."