#Master

"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."