#Master

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."