#Master

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."