#Master

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."