#Master

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Being insecure - I'm a master, a virtuoso - they can be handing me the keys to the kingdom and all I can think is, I hope I don't drop the key."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."