#Master

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."