#Master

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."