#Master

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."