#Master

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."