#Master

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."