#Master

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."