#Master

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."