#Master

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."