#Master

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."