#Master

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."