#Master

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."