#mastery

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

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