#mastery

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"