#mastery

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."