#mastery

"You don't need to justify your love, you don't need to explain your love, you just need to practice your love. Practice creates the master."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."