#Meaning

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Hope is a feeling that life and work have meaning. You either have it or you don't, regardless of the state of the world that surrounds you."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."