#Meaning

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn’t make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"When you can live forever what do you live for?"

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."