#personal-development

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."