#personal-development

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."