#personal-development

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."