#personal-development

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."