#personal-development

"Simply just BE GRATEFUL what you have today, there is millions who'are crying for the place where you are today"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."