#personal-development

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"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."