#personal-development

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."