#personal-development

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."