"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."
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personal-development Quotes
"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."
"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"
"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."
"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."
"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."