#positive-attitude

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."