#positive-attitude

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"When people tell you that you are good for nothing, remember that God made the world from nothing and nothing can change into something anytime."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."