#positive-attitude

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"The key to achieving desired results and gaining freedom from unwanted feelings lies within you."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."