#positive-attitude

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"CHOOSE WISELY'Birth wasn't your choice, and neither shall death be.But the way you live your lifeis your choice, buddy."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Decision decides destiny. What God wants you to become is the positive person you decide to become when led by God's spirit."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"