#positive-attitude

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."