#positive-attitude

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"You were never created to live depressed, defeated, guilty, condemned, ashamed or unworthy. We were created to be victorious."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."