#positive-attitude

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."