#positive-outlook

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."