#positive-outlook

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."