#positive-outlook

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."