#positive-outlook

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."