#positive-outlook

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."