#positive-quotes

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."