#positive-quotes

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"The mind is a powerful thing. It can take you through walls."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."