#positive-quotes

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."