#positive-quotes

"The mind is a powerful thing. It can take you through walls."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."