#positive-quotes

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."