#positive-quotes

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."