#positive-quotes

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."