#positive-thinking

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Optimistic people bring a sense of hope into world. Encouraging people bring a new meaning to life. They help you see past the clouds on a glooming day. They bring sunlight everyday"

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Prayer also forms a type of nutrition for self confidence and keeps you free from worry. It connects you with the main Source of positive energy (Almighty) and recharges you throughout the day. It elevates your plain of thoughts and indirectly guides you to think fruitful and useful thoughts."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"If someone does not consider those around them to be valuable and hold only themselves in high regard, they too have a very bad self-esteem."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"