#positive-thinking

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Single” is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."