#positive-thinking

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"You need to cleanse your mind throughout life because there is so much negativity in yourself and around. Keep cleaning and you will connect with the Universe quicker and effectively."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"The amount of time an individual may spend pondering over what his neighbor has and what he does not, is equivalent to the amount of time the individual has lost in becoming an equal to his neighbors."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"