#positive-thinking

"If we want great things to happen then we must create space in our lives for what we desire."

"I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is Yes."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Diamonds do not burst out from the mines into your hands. The universe, instead, will direct the men to discover the mines and find the diamonds for you."

"The purpose of quantum linguistics is to survey the spirit of linguistics and finding solutions to the common barrier problems faced by means of deliberate use of language."

"Outer beauty pleases the EYE. Inner beauty captivates the HEART."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"The Hot Air Balloon CharmLife Can Be Filled with Adventure If You Let Yourself Soar"

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."