#positive-thinking

"What we are waiting for is not as important as what happens to us while we are waiting. Trust the process."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"I am no longer surprise by situation."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."