#positive-thinking

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"The universal mind acts as an advisor or guide. When you abide by its advice then you will get another opportunity to alter your destiny."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Rewriting the negative beliefs you have learned is the essence of becoming the director of your life."

"Engrave beautiful and delightful thoughts in your mind. Forgive, let go, be good and keep positive. The Universe is after all a lovely place to be in and it will take care of you. It will bestow you with all the happiness that you can imagine because what you draw on the canvas of your mind, comes to picture."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Every sunrise is priceless and you can experience the richness that life holds only when you live life to the full instead of just being an onlooker."