#positive-thinking

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Failures can be called ‘strengtheners’ as they make you determined to reach your goal with the lessons they teach."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"There are no prizes for defying yourself."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"In matters of the heart as well, a certain level of negativity and suspicion is universally recommended. You may try to project a thoroughly positive outlook in order to attract a potential boyfriend, but you are also advised to Google him."

"Celebrate the people in your life who are there because they love you for no other reason than because you are YOU."