#positive-thinking

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"The first rule about the low hanging fruit principle is to always watch out for low hanging branches, they’re the ones to take it away from you."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Whatever you lay your hands on, self-esteem is visible."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Grateful souls focus on the happiness and abundance present in their lives and this in turn attracts more abundance and joy towards them."

"In the spiritual world many forms of the physical universe that are potentially effective can be perceived but with regard to time, we can observe only one form."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."