#positive-thinking

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Though money cannot acquire you happiness, it does not mean that both money and happiness cannot exist together."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Saying thanks to the world, and acknowledging your own accomplishments, is a great way to feel good and stay positive."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."