#positive-thinking

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"To live, to TRULY live, we must be willing to RISK. To be nothing in order to find everything. To leap before we look."

"Whatever you dream of, there will be fulfillment."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Having faith makes you vibrate at a frequency level that is identical to that of the universe, providing you a result that you would not have arrived at before."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"i hope thatwhoever you arewherever you areand no matter howyou are feelingyou will always have somethingto smile about."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."