#positive-thinking

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Some good can emerge from the most horrific of events. There is something positive hidden in every negative, and something negative in every positive. Life is complicated, and a balanced person can see both sides."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"View life through a wide angle lens attitude and see your horizons broaden."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."