#positive-thinking

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself."

"I told Ella Mae Cheeks Johnson, then age 105, that she was the only person over 80 who I'd ever met who never referred to her physical infirmities or health problems. To which she replied, "I have my difficulties; I do not rejoice in them."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Once we open our eyes to the infinite magic that the universe has in abundance, we are sure to be enthralled by what we see and this miraculous creation gets us closer to our dreams and to the world as a whole."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Limiting beliefs and thoughts are created in the mind. These mental blocks must be cleared to be happy. Only then the loving wisdom of the soul will open."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Failures and mistakes are lessons to be learned from. They are opportunities for growth."