#positive-thinking

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Some good can emerge from the most horrific of events. There is something positive hidden in every negative, and something negative in every positive. Life is complicated, and a balanced person can see both sides."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

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"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Since extra-sensory perception (ESP) is awareness of the world beyond the senses, it would be inappropriate to term this Sixth Sense ‘extrasensory’."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"