#positive-thinking

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"According to the Law of Attraction, the physical reality that you experience at present is drawn towards the future probability you desired when it attains more power."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"The goal is to learn to be nurturing with yourself so you can feel free."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"The mind is the mine of man, wherein he digs out good or evil."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"When people tell you that you are good for nothing, remember that God made the world from nothing and nothing can change into something anytime."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Do not empower your negative thoughts by giving them “legs” so they can run around your mind, creating worries,frustrations, and anxiety in your life."