#positive-thinking

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Be mindful. Be grateful. Be positive. Be true. Be kind."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"The failure to think positively can weigh on a cancer patient like a second disease."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."